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Ask For It, available now!

Ask For It comes from Coming Together: Al Fresco, which benefits Conservational International.

by Jude Mason

ISBN: CTA012

Publisher: Coming Together

Married only 3 short years, Roy adored Jess, but he also had the habit of 'screwing up' occasionally. This time, it was a little more serious. Away for the weekend, he'd forgotten to pick up her suitcase, leaving her absolutely nothing to wear, for real. Or had he? Leaving the safety of the house, his excitement grows. Being ordered naked outside, where anyone could see him, sent a chill down his spine. Was it a chill of terror or sexual thrill? And, what else could Jess possibly have in store for him?

To read an excerpt and buy, go HERE:

Forever Mine, by Jude Mason, Coming May 24th

Forever Mine
By Jude Mason
Publisher: Total E-Bound
Genre: m/m, vampires, contemporary
ISBN: 978-0-85715-147-6

Release Date: May 24.2010

BUY LINK:
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Jason Black has dreams. He’s had them all his life. The only trouble with his dreams are they came during the day, while he was awake, and they came true. 

 Oh, and another thing, he sees a vampire, often. He’d seen the vampire bent over the body in an alley, and that’s when his life really took a hard left.

 You think Jason is crazy? 

 Most people do. He’s not. But, he is in trouble and the only one who can save him is Ayden Devlin, the vampire. Together, they have to stop a drug lord and his henchmen from going on a killing spree.

 Can the two men work together? Will Ayden’s blood lust prove too big a problem to surmount? Will their feelings get in the way? 

Excerpt:

A flash of two men fighting filled Jason’s mind. They were here, in the alley. One seemed much taller, slim and agile—the long flowing black hair so familiar it took his breath. The calf-length leather coat swirled around the man’s legs as he tossed his adversary around like a rag doll. The other man, while not nearly as agile or muscular as the first, tried to escape the beating, but couldn’t break free. Twice, Jason saw the taller man slam the other into the rough brick wall with bone jarring force. The second time, the slim man’s face looked right at him and that twinge of recognition flared. No, not again. You’re not real.

His vision of the alley vanished only to be replaced by one he’d experienced before, months ago. The man’s long silken hair draped like a veil of midnight satin over a good deal of his face. Only the man’s eyes shone brightly through the strands, his irises the most amazing shade of amber Jason had ever seen. Upon closer inspection, the incisors gleamed as well, long, slender, knife-like fangs. The man-beast was naked, his pale flesh and sleek limbs knifed towards Jason from somewhere above. 

Vampire!

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Website: http://www.my-haven2001.com
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To join my mailing list, email me: jude.mason AT yahoo.ca

*FOR THOSE OF US WHO REMEMBER*

Hollywood Squares:

These questions and answers are from the days when ‘Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now.

Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions…

Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?
A.. Paul Lynde: Loneliness!
(The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!)


Q. Do female frogs croak?
A.. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.


Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be
A.. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.


Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years...
A.. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.


Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A.. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.


Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A.. Rose Marie: No wait until morning.


Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A.. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency..


Q. In Mexico, does it take more than three words to say 'I Love You'?
A.. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a bottle of tequila and a twenty dollar bill…


Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?
A.. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.


Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A.. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.


Q. Paul, why do the Hell's Angels wear leather?
A.. Paul Lynde: Because silk stains too easily.


Q.. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A.. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.


Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A.. Rose Marie: Ralph, it’s the pin boy.


Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps...One is politics, what is the other?
A.. Paul Lynde: Tape measures..


Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A.. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.


Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A.. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.


Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A.. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?


Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A.. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark..


Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A.. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.


Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A.. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.


Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A.. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.


Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
A.. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?


Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
A.. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him


Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A.. Charley Weaver: His feet.


Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A.. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh


WE DON'T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE WE GROW OLD, WE GROW OLD BECAUSE WE STOP LAUGHING

May 2010's Wanton Quill, Available NOW

The Wanton Quill
Newsletter #60 - May 2010 Edition

I hope you've had a spectacular month. Mine has been busy, which is good, and productive, which is very good. Grab a cup of your favorite beverage and I'll tell you all about it.

What you'll find in this issue:

What Jude's been up to:
This has been an incredibly busy time, and who was that masked…uh… raccoon on a bike?

Where to find Jude: 
Website, myspace, yahoo chats, blogs and more…oh so very much more

Coming soon:
Forever Mine, coming later this month with Total E-Bound!

New Release:
Willing and Able, Binary Star, w/Jenna Byrnes
And Then There Were Two, non-erotic science fiction horror…oh my!

Reviews:
Awesome reviews for Hunter’s Light, Friction Antho and Ethan’s Choice

Free Read:
Something special for that man in my life. It’s his birthday, so this is for him

Contest Winner
Congratulations to Anne, find out what she won and check out next month’s contest.

Website updates:
You betcha. New stuff and here's the url: http://www.my-haven2001.com/

To read a slightly condensed version online, go here:

 http://www.my-haven2001.com/Newsletter/May2010.htm    

   

If you'd like to join Jude's Yahoo Chat/Newsletter group, the url is:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Jude_Masons_Newsletter/ 

To have your name added to my mailing list, please email me at:

Jude.Mason AT yahoo.ca 

 

 Take care and have an amazing day! 

Hugs
Jude     

Books We Love Sizzling Summer Sweepstakes

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'Bad Romance' unplugged'

May 08, 2010 — University of Oregon's male a cappella group gives Gaga a run for her money. College's Lady Gaga remake. Students put a scream-inducing spin on "Bad Romance," complete with cool choreography

To all you special Mom's out there

Thank you for being who you are. I wish you the very best day ever and a naughty pleasure sometime today.

Willing and Able, by Jude and Jenna

Now available:
Jenna Byrnes and Jude Mason's
"Phaze Binary Stars - Volume 3: Willing and Able"

BUY:   http://www.king-cart.com/Phaze/product=BinaryStars3WillingAble/exact_match=exact

Willing, by Jenna Byrnes:

Colt Willing never expected to be a key player in a drug-running operation. Before he can get out, he's determined to release the hold the organization has on Jonathan, the man he's grown to love. Jonathan has ties that bind him to drug-lord Nigel Caprice, and breaking the bonds may prove too difficult for Willing to tackle alone.

Able by Jude Mason:

Detective D.J. Able is determined to bring Caprice to his knees. Backed by his partner, Bryan Stokes, Able and his team are out for justice, and retribution for the loss of one of their own. When push comes to shove, Able discovers that even the best laid plans sometimes go astray, and the men end up in a fight for their very lives.

BUY:   http://www.king-cart.com/Phaze/product=BinaryStars3WillingAble/exact_match=exact

Phaze Books
www.Phaze.com
Exceptional Erotic Fiction

New Release: And Then There Were Two

And Then There Were Two

By: Jude Mason
Published By: Untreed Reads Publishing, LLC
ISBN # 978-1-4524-9748-8
Word Count: 1,261

BUY HERE

Sometimes, it's the uninvited guests that make a dinner party more memorable...

Excerpt:

"Mark, that's the weirdest theory I've ever heard." Charles leaned back until the high-backed chair he was sitting on creaked with strain. "People getting abducted by flesh eating aliens...you're crazy, my friend." He chuckled and shifted to let June, his wife of twenty-two years, place his second piece of apple pie on the table in front of him.

"It'd explain why there'd been so many unsolved disappearances over the last hundred years," Mark said, feeling more defensive than he liked to admit. The theory was outrageous, but it really did provide answers. "I mean, think about it, there are records of births, education, marriages, jobs, and suddenly those people vanish, as if they'd never existed. Their families don't remember them, the schools where they had to have gone show nothing, they simply aren't around anymore." He held his hand out and took the pie June handed him, nodding his thanks but otherwise ignoring her.

From the kitchen, Susan, Marks slightly overweight wife, yelled, "Mark, that's the last piece of pie you get, you're stomach's hanging over your belt. You'll be moaning all night with indigestion."

Raising his head, he rolled his eyes and replied, "Yes, dear, I know." He scowled at Charles, who broke up laughing at the interchange. It was the same comment she made every Friday night when the couple joined them for their weekly dinner and card game.

"I wonder," Charles said, then paused and gazed blankly out the window for a moment before going on in a dull voice. "How would they, the aliens I mean, how would they get rid of all the history: school records, marriage licenses, and what about the memories of wives or husbands, friends, children of the missing?"

BUY HERE